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@程序员,你是否曾经历过这些令你分分钟崩溃或啼笑皆非的绝望瞬间?前方高能预警,这不是演习!
1. 公司实习生找 Bug
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2. 在调试时,将断点设置在错误的位置
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3. 当我有一个很棒的调试想法时
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4. 偶然间看到自己多年前写的代码
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5. 当我第一次启动我的单元测试时
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6. 数据库的 Delete 语句忘了使用限定词 where(Delete 时,忘记加 where 条件了)
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7. 明明是个小 Bug,但就是死活修不好......
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8. 当我尝试调整生产数据库中的一些东西时
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9. 好像真的没人发现我产品里的 Bug......
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10. 下班前我还有一项任务没有完成
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11. 产品还没测试直接投入生产时
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12. 调试过多线程的都会懂!
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13. 当我以为已捕获了所有可能的异常...的时候
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14. 当我试图清理几行所谓的旧代码的时候
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15. 当有人让我帮他调试代码时
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16. 当程序员第一次向老板演示项目时
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17. 结对编程,需要再了解一下吗?
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18. 当你看到你几个月没碰过的代码
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19. 接到产品经理电话的我睡意全无!
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20. 测试的时候一切 ok,真正上线的时候……
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21. 作为一个程序员,拷问灵魂的时刻到了!
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22. 当年学 C 语言的过程
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23. 当前端程序员想改后台代码时,后台程序员的样子
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24. 调试 Bug
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25. 正在调试,突然内存溢出了
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26. 需求文档又改了
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27. 苦逼的后端工程师
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28. 后端工程师做 UI 的活
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29. 前后端分离开发
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30. 单身互联网狗的一天
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31. 在生产环境做 Hotfix
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32. 刚调稳定的系统,公司叕空降了一位架构师,又双叕要重构现有系统……
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33. 当程序员听客户说还在用 IE 时
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34. 当黑客拿到 root 权限之后
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35. 代码进入循环分支后
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36. 新手程序员第一次做项目的过程
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37. 零错误零警告一次编译通过
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38. 春节前后上班写代码状态是这样的
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39. 自信爆棚地去重构一个看似简单的模块
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40. 被老板委派接手刚刚离职同事的项目……
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41. 当他们要求我测试所有应用功能时
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42. 准备下班的时候,测试又提 Bug 过來了……
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43. 使用新框架却忘记阅读文档
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44. 测试实习生的代码
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45. 网络延迟的危害……
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46. 测试刚写完的代码
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47. 轻量级架构遇到重量级需求
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48. 当我以为我修复了一个 Bug
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49. 当我看实习生编码
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50. 首次在 IE 中测试我的网站
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51. 当我第一次测试我的代码时
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52. 新手调试 CSS
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53. 提前交付客户要求
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54. 我设计的接口 和 别人调用我的接口 (好疼)
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55. try-catch 在错误的地方
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56. 修改一个小 Bug,却把服务器弄宕机了
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57. 当我推错了分支
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58. 工作中经常被打断
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59. 高级开发人员作为一个团队进行编程时
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60. 能一个手指完成的绝不用两只手系列
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61. 高级开发人员重构代码
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最后,祝新的四月,快快乐乐,不再加班!
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